Ladies and Gentlemen! We have a lift off. Spoonful Chronicles is now available for sale online. Details: http://ihath.com/spoonful-chronicles/
This foodie fiction is ready to launch into outer space
For my darling foodie fiction novel I will dress like a bacon.
This foodie fiction novel tastes so good you will want to stick it in a pan and fry it.
Warning! This foodie fiction will crack you up.
Foody fiction is mistaken for a sushi tray.
My foodie fiction is about to launch. I dress as a carrot to impersonate a vegetable reading the book. The giant carrot is deeply upset but what it reads.
The secret behind the enigmatic smile is revealed. The Mona Lisa reads my foodie fiction novel and is transformed by the experience.
This foodie fiction is so good you will feel tempted to boil it like pasta.
Tomorrow starts the count down to the launch of Spoonful Chronicles. Expect daily new fun content. It’s my version of an online party. Here is something to set the mood.
Pot-bellied Snow White gorges herself on blueberry pancakes after a revenge killing spree. Wait until Prince Charming gets a hold of all this….how will he react?
Ezekiel 25:17. “The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you.” Now… I been sayin’ that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, that meant your ass. You’d be dead right now. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before I popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin’ made me think twice. See, now I’m thinking: maybe it means you’re the evil man. And I’m the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here… he’s the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you’re the righteous man and I’m the shepherd and it’s the world that’s evil and selfish. And I’d like that. But that shit ain’t the truth. The truth is you’re the weak. And I’m the tyranny of evil men. But I’m tryin’, Ringo. I’m tryin’ real hard to be the shepherd.
Pulp Fiction is one of those movies. You watch it once and it lingers in your imagination. Like that scene with Samuel L. Jackson quoting from the bible. I can never un-see that. It is stuck inside my mind.
This is an experiment in story mashup. I have many many ideas similar to this. Making this video was tons of fun. I laughed so much while making it. Thinking of ways to stick Kill Bill, Django Unchained and Pulp Fiction into the story of Snow White. I decided to keep the video short, rely on the fact that most people already know the story. I don’t need to tell the whole tale, only the bits that are different.
So what other story mashup should I do next? Please tell me.