After months of agonizing search for the right name for my novel, the answer comes from a most unexpected source.

Here is a list of dreadful names that my novel nearly got called:
Maladjusted Realism
Hyphenated Realism
Amalgamated Realism
Hyphenated at the Seams
Maladjusted at the Seams
Same but Different
Don’t Touch the Art!
Don’t Touch! … Story May Bite
Hyphenated
Subtitles Not Included
The Curing Disease
Truth Telling Lie
Backstory Not Included
Mastering the Unrefined Art of Backstory Omission
Pride and Prejudice … Not!
Not What you Think
50 Shades of Everything
The Missing Story
Not Cheesy, Just Hummusy
In Another Story, I would be Tarzan
Stay Calm and Storify On
Storify
Storified
Storied
Storified into Silence
The Storified Hacker
The Storied Life of a Well Intentioned Hacker
Storified yet Breathing
Titlelism
Storified Titlelism
Beauty and the Beholder
Beautifully Ugly
Beyond the Beholder
Arrogance and Bias
Smugness and Smart-assness
Arrogant and Delusional

Foggy Bottom - The Washigton DC neighberhoud Graffiti Hack nearly got named after.