Next time do the Iraqi thing and throw your shoe at the president. Given the state of the country it is clear that the Iraqi way is not always the best, but it is always more entertaining.
I read in the news that Muntadhar al-Zaidi, the Iraqi journalist who threw his shoe at the then US President George Bush, is being released from prison this week. Perhaps Rep. Joe Wilson can hire him as a consultant to teach him proper Iraqi shoe throwing technique. President Obama would do well to take lessons from former US president on Iraqi shoe ducking. It doesn’t matter what you think of the former president, George Bush, you have to acknowledge that his ducking instincts where sharp in the face of the Iraqi shoe.